Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Socialism is the new GOP tactic!

Call me crazy, but I think the GOP just turned to socialist measures!

GOP Senators Refusing To Work Past 2PM, Invoking Obscure Rule

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Is it just me? Random angry musings...

As I sit and watch the world slowly go insane, I am filled with random thoughts that just never seem to find an outlet.  But living in my beloved small, French-Canadian town makes it hard to find anyone willing to engage in an angry debate concerning the re-writing of US history by Christian right-wing fanatics who have taken hold of the Texas department of education.... 

It has been suggested by many a therapist that you must vent your frustrations in a healthy way.  Thank you blogosphere for this outlet!  Therefore I am starting a monthly feature called "Is it just me?" in hopes of some how improving my own sanity by pointing out the world's lack thereof.

  • Does any true Christian really believe that Jesus would vote against universal health care?  Really?
  • On what planet must you be born to think that you can obtain a photo ID with a hood (or niqab) over your face? (local Canadian political issue)
  • What kind of world leader goes on live TV to discuss his March Madness basketball picks while almost 200 thousand young men and women are in the line of fire for him?  (@manofbird - De Gaul playing petanque?)
  • I think Stephen Harper prorogued parliament so he could spend 3 weeks at the Olympics... And man did he make that black Team Canada jacket look good.
  • Why does FOX News seem to have such a hard time finding seemingly intelligent, rational and knowledgeable commentators?
  • Marois and Charest? Is this really the best we can come up with?  (local Quebec leadership issue) A woman who claims to deeply care about the poor and underprivileged while she drives 2 (yes 2) Porsches and lives in a multi-million dollar mansion with a staff?  A man who looks like Bozo the Clown out of makeup and cannot seem to make a decision on the most simplest of issues without looking at his popularity numbers?
And last, but not least, my biggest frustration of the day:
Texas education reformers have taken measures to rewrite history textbooks for the entire state.  Amongst the edits and changes they have imposed:
  • Replace the word "capitalism" at every instance with the words "free market system."   WHY?  And Sesame Street will be changing the name of Grover to "hairy blue monster who talks funny."
  • John Calvin replaces Thomas Jefferson in many instances relating to the founding of the country.  WHAT? Calvin was leader of the US church reformation and propagator of modern "evangelical" thinking, but he didn't write the mother-f-ing declaration of independence dawg!  This is blatantly banishment of Jefferson because he was a secularist...
  • They also stripped the emergence of hip-hop as a cultural movement from curricula on American cultural history, have moved to systematically deny that numerous Hispanics died at the Alamo, and removed important passages relating to the Ku-Klux-Klan and the plight of the American Indians. 
Has Texas decided they weren't turning out enough ignorant people from their school system?  That must be it...
Stay sane out there people - it is an insane world.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Discalimer

Saw this today and couldn't get enough of it.  Enjoy!


Monday, March 1, 2010

It's not about you, America...

Surprise, surprise...Americans disapprove.

After laughing wholeheartedly last night at the humourous, witty and tongue-in-cheek display that was the Olympic closing ceremonies, I can't say I am overly surprised at the comments and reactions of American voices on the web this morning.  Below are some excerpts of the crap I have seen spewed this morning on the Huffington Post community and for fun I have included some of my responses.  But let me start you off with the quintessential defense of Canada's attitude during the Olympics posted by BritishColumbian, who I am taking the liberty of quoting:

     "...the swelling of national pride in Canada has nothing to do with America. It began when then torch relay began and proceeded to get stronger as more and more Canadians came out to cheer the flame and the runners on. What spurred the reaction in our 2nd largest country in area and small population was a realization that people across our nation felt the same as we did. Thus, a chance to share our emotions.
     Why Americans think that they have the right or obligation to say anything about it and actually think that they have the right to criticize how we feel about our country, how we should express ourselves and how we should act is over the top."


For those who don't know, amongst its many achievements VANOC put on the longest torch relay in Olympic history:  106 days, 45,000 kilometers, 12,000 carriers, touching over 1000 communities in all 13 provinces and territories.


Here is some of the piss out there today:


“I couldn't help watching these games and not be distracted by the amount of attention Canada placed on Canada, and this feeling was reinforced by the self-conciousness of the Closing Ceremonies.”
 “…it seemed very much like a pro-Canada spectacular, not an international event, at the very end.”

My response to the above:


“Boy are there a lot of sore losers on this board...
Canada proved they are better than the US at more than just hockey
- we know how to be light-hearted and laugh at ourselves
- we know how to overcome adversity without dragging everyone else down with us
- we are capable of positivity under all conditions
- we inspire peace and gratitude in all who visit or associate with us
- we lose with as much pride as we win
Americans would struggle to equal any of the above...” 


To which I received:
 “You forgot "humility." Oh...right, you covered that by being supercilious.”


 Which merited a swift retort in the form of:

 “And is humility something we should be learning from you? haha! Why don't you go cry into a tissue made from the recycled "Mission Accomplished" banner...”


 Then an even better fight developed when another yank on the board claimed that our patriotism was mean-spirited: 

“…It’s being said with the worst kind of mean spirited nationalism…”
The fact that any American would have the gall to say such a thing is pretty incredible, but I couldn’t let it lie, so:

"Actually let me correct you - the above was said not with "mean spirited nationalism" but rather the kind of disdain inspired by a bad neighbour - the kind of neighbour whom you lend your lawn mower, who never brings it back and then makes you feel like a prick for asking for its return.
Frankly, if anything, the Canadian patriotism that we all witnessed (trust me, Canadians are just as surprised as anyone else to have witnessed it) was most likely amplified by the frustration of having spent the past 9 years living next to Homer Simpson.
And the day Ned Flanders finally stands up for himself instead of just saying "Okily-Dokily" inevitably is the day Homer chooses to point out our poor attitude.  Quite typical of an American...”

On that note, enjoy the hangover Canada – we earned it!